Emergency Beard Guard
While beards are one of the most popular face decorations of all time, scientists have told us they are also filthy. This pack of three sanitary beard covers will help protect the world from whatever is going on in that beard before the health department shows up and shuts it down for violations. Of course, if you're somewhere filthy it will also protect your beard and leave it pristine at the end of the day. It comes in a funny 3-3/4" tall metal tin. Fits most normal beards, but not a ZZ Top.